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Tuesday 27 September 2011

Biggest Facepalm on MSN 2010.

Look what I dug up !
Here's a msn conversation that makes me laugh everytime I read it.
It may be embarrassing for some people in it, but I want to share this and make everyone laugh too.


Read this when you are feeling down, I'm sure it'll make you smile/laugh/cry - like it does for me :)

This was during one of our late night MD MSN conversations back in 2010.
Just a casual convo about a girl's menstruation cycle.

Enjoy.





ANDREW - says:
if cleo tells me
her period time
will u tell me urs?
CHRISTINE says:
MAYBE I NEED TO MAKE A CALENDAR FOR UR PERIOD
Cleo says:
AS IF, ANDREW
ANDREW - says:
LOL
lets make a conjoint calnder ^^
Jock says:
lol random andrew
why do u wna no wen their periods r
-.-
CHRISTINE says:
WHY DO U EVEN WANT TO MAKE A CALENDAR ????
ANDREW - says:
a diary
a blog
a reminder calender
nah maybe not a blog about periods
CHRISTINE says:
WHY????
ANDREW - says:
thatll be random
Jock says:
RANDOM LOL
ANDREW - says:
i dunno actaully
itsp retty fucked up ay... ><
CHRISTINE says:
DO YOU KNOW
IF GIRLS HANG AROUND TOGETHER FOR LONG ENOUGH
THEY WILL HAVE THEIR PERIODS AROUND THE SAME TIME
ANDREW - says:
thier period
Cleo says:
no jokes.
ANDREW - says:
will synchronise
yeah
thats pertty cool
imagine if that happned with guys
Cleo says:
LIKE IN YOUR HOUSEHOLD
ANDREW - says:
like we hang out long enuff
till somethink about us happens at same time
Cleo says:
THE WOMEN GET IT AROUND THE SAME TIME
ANDREW - says:
OHH I SHUD TEST
but itll be awkard as...
Cleo says:
TEST HOW?
ANDREW - says:
nah i wont test
ask my mum and sister and granamd
CHRISTINE says:
LOL HAHAHAHAHAH
Cleo says:
your grandma
won't have her period.
Jack T says:
O SHIT
ANDREW - says:
yeah she will
Cleo says:
==
Jack T says:
LOl
ANDREW - says:
shes a female
are us aying hses not a famela?e
bro thats sad
CHRISTINE says:
HOW OLD IS UR GRANDMA..
HAHAHAHAHHAHA
ANDREW - says:
my grandma is a female
=.=
Cleo says:
HAHAHAHAHA
Jack T says:
HIGH DEFINITION 1080i http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=5194121&id=614477427#!/photo.php?pid=5194124&id=614477427&fbid=427502622427
Cleo says:
OMG
ANDREW - says:
and ims ure
Cleo says:
lmao
CHRISTINE says:
LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ANDREW - says:
she is over puberty
wat u tryna say cleo
Cleo says:
menopause, andrew!
CHRISTINE says:
HAVE U HEARD ABOUT MENOPAUSE
ANDREW - says:
wtf is menopause
no
imt alking baout period
PERIOD
Cleo says:
women stop having their period during menopause
ANDREW - says:
NOT MENO
Cleo says:
around 50-ish?!
Jock says:
ur grandma
wont hav
ANDREW - says:
oh wel my grandma is 80
Jock says:
period
lol
ANDREW - says:
so she sitl has period
Jock says:
BS
CHRISTINE says:
LOL
Cleo says:
OMG!
ANDREW - says:
BRO SHE HAS PERIOD MAN
Cleo says:
andrew....
==
CHRISTINE says:
YOU STOP
ANDREW - says:
DONT MINDFUCK ME
Jock says:
thats bullcrap
CHRISTINE says:
AROUND LATE 40S
Jock says:
lol
CHRISTINE says:
EARLY 50S
Jock says:
u stop
ANDREW - says:
WHY!?
Cleo says:
ANDREW LIKE INSISTS HIS GRANDMA SITLL GETS HER PERIOD
Jock says:
at 50s
CHRISTINE says:
HAHAHAHHAHA
ANDREW - says:
I DONT UNDERTSTAND?!
Alice chee says:
OMFG! LOL
Cleo says:
HOLY SHIT I'M MLIKE LOLING FOR REAL
CHRISTINE says:
GO WIKI IT !
OMG
Alice chee says:
I COME BACK TO READ CONVO
ANDREW - says:
WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO WIKI?!
CHRISTINE says:
THIS IS SO FUNNY
HAHAHAHAHHAHA
Alice chee says:
AND I SEE GRANDMA AND PERIOD
LOL
CHRISTINE says:
PERIODS
Cleo says:
SOMEONE SAVE THIS CONVO!
ANDREW - says:
"do grandma's have periods?"
CHRISTINE says:
??/
Cleo says:
ACTUALLY
Alice chee says:
LOL!
ANDREW - says:
OMFG ><
Alice chee says:
OMFG
Cleo says:
SOMEONE SAVE IT
Alice chee says:
LOLOLOL
CHRISTINE says:
HAHAHAH
ANDREW - says:
U GUYS ARE LYING
Jock says:
 
ANDREW - says:
STOP LYING TO ME
Jock says:
jus search up
Alice chee says:
OMFG!!!!!!!!!
POMFGOMFOMGOFM!
CHRISTINE says:
WIKI MENOPAUSE
Jock says:
menopause age
Alice chee says:
DAHHAHAHHA
ANDREW - says:
MY GRANDMA HAS HER PERIOD
CHRISTINE says:
HAHAAHHAHAHAHHAA
Alice chee says:
OMFG
ANDREW - says:
I KNOW IT
Cleo says:
ANDREW
 ANDREW - says:
I CANT ACCEPT SHE DOESNT
CHRISTINE says:
LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alice chee says:
SORRY TO BREAK IT TOYABUDDY
Cleo says:
YOUR GRANDMA DOESN;T!
CHRISTINE says:
YOUR GRANDMA IS 80
ANDREW - says:
UI SAID
MENOPAUSE
IS 50
SHES PAST 50
Alice chee says:
LOL I LIKED HOW OUR COMMENTS LINKED
ANDREW - says:
SO THAT MEANS
Alice chee says:
OMFG
LOL!
ANDREW - says:
HER PERIOD CMAE BACK
Cleo says:
THAT MEANS
omg andrew lmaooooo
CHRISTINE says:
OMG IM LIKE CRYING FROM LAUGHING
Cleo says:
OMG
SOMEONE SAVE TJHIS
CHRISTINE says:
HAHAHAHAHHAHA
Cleo says:
I CRYING
ANDREW - says:
NONONO
Alice chee says:
AHAHAHAH!
Cleo says:
I'M*
ANDREW - says:
U GUYS ARE LYING TO ME AND TRICKING ME
Alice chee says:
IT'S TOO LONG TOSAY
CHRISTINE says:
GOOGLE MENOPAUSE !!!!!!!!!!!
ANDREW - says:
IM NOT GULLIBLE ANYMORE K
Cleo says:
OMG CHIRSTINE
CHRISTINE says:
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Cleo says:
I'M CRYING FROM LAUGHING
ANDREW - says:
SHE HAS HER PERIOD !@!!!IO@#U#*($@$&@#*($
Cleo says:
ACTUALLY
LMAO
CHRISTINE says:
HAHAHAHHA
Alice chee says:
MY STOMACHHURTS
CHRISTINE says:
OMG
Cleo says:
HOLY SHIT
Alice chee says:
IM GONNA GET SNAPPED
Cleo says:
MY THROAT IS SO SORE
Alice chee says:
FOR LAUGHIN
ANDREW - says:
SDKL:FJDSKL:FJSDKLF:JSDL:KJSDF
Alice chee says:
XD
ANDREW - says:
DOTNL AGUh
CHRISTINE says:
IM TIRED FROM LAUGHING
HAHAHAHAHA
ANDREW - says:
ITS NOT FUNNY
FINE
Alice chee says:
DAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
ANDREW - says:
I WILL GOOGLE IT NOW
Cleo says:
ANDREW JUST FACE REALITY
ANDREW - says:
BE RIGHT BACK
CHRISTINE says:
DID U GOOGLE???
HHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA
Alice chee says:
HEDOES IT NOW
OMFG
FUNNY ASSSSSSSSS
CHRISTINE says:
THAT WAS LIKE, THE TIME ANDREW LEARNT ABOUT TAMPONS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Alice chee says:
O-O
Cleo says:
i can't get over
CHRISTINE says:
HAHAHAHAHA
Cleo says:
"HER PERIOD COMES BACK!"
CHRISTINE says:
OMG
HAHAHAH
Alice chee says:
DAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!11
CHRISTINE says:
PRINT SCREEN !!
Alice chee says:
LOL
Cleo says:
does someone save convos?
coz i don't
ANDREW - says:
oh
     my
fucking
Cleo says:
someone save this one
ANDREW - says:
god
holy
fuck
CHRISTINE says:
HAHAHAHAHA
Alice chee says:
LOL
Cleo says:
HOLY SHIT SUNNY
ANDREW - says:
PERIODS STOP!
PERIOD ACTUALLY SROP
CHRISTINE says:
HHAHAHAHAH
Alice chee says:
OMFG!!!!!!!!!
omfg!
[b]~.Fat Pig.~[/b] says:
im ebing serious!

Cleo says:
DUH ANDREW
ANDREW - says:
OMFG THERES A TIME IN UR LIFE WHEN PERIODS STOP
WOWOWOWOW
Cleo says:
WE'VE BEEN TELLING YOU FOR LIKE THE LAST 10 MINS
CHRISTINE says:
OMG
ANDREW - says:
BRO THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING
I ALWAYS THOT
U GUYS GET PERIOD
TILL U DIE
WOWWWWWW
so my grandma and my mum have no period anymore...
Jack T says:
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=5194121&id=614477427#!/photo.php?pid=5194091&id=614477427&fbid=427501097427
!!
[b]~.Fat Pig.~[/b] says:
but when u stop ur period.. u cant hav S*x
CHRISTINE says:
HAHAHAHAHAHHA
Jack T says:
LOL TERRYS MAKE Up

CHRISTINE says:
NO
YOU CAN STILL HAVE SEX
JUT
*JUST
ANDREW - says:
WHAT?
CHRISTINE says:
CANT GET PREGNANT
ANDREW - says:
SO WE CANT HAVE SEX?
AFTER MY WIFE
IS 60?!
CHRISTINE says:
NO
ANDREW - says:
FUCK
CHRISTINE says:
YOU CAN!
Alice chee says:
SUNNI!
ANDREW - says:
THATS FUCKE DUP
CHRISTINE says:
JUST
SHE CANT GET PREGNANT
ANDREW - says:
FUCIGNDFKL:GJDFKL:GJKL:FGJKL:FGJ
CHRISTINE says:
OMG
ANDREW - says:
I WANT TO HAVE SEX
CHRISTINE says:
LOLO
Alice chee says:
U CAN STILL HAVE SEXAFTER UR PERIOD STOPS
ANDREW - says:
WITH MY WIFE
CHRISTINE says:
ANDREW
ANDREW - says:
EVEN IF SHE CANT
Alice chee says:
JUST NO BABIES MADE
ANDREW - says:
HAVE PERIOD
CHRISTINE says:
READ WHAT I WROTE
OMF
ANDREW - says:
wait lemme read
CHRISTINE says:
HAHAHAHHAHA
Jack T says:
U CANT GET PREGNANT WHILE PERIOD
[b]~.Fat Pig.~[/b] says:
i heard from the doctoe
ANDREW - says:
im hyperventialing
CHRISTINE says:
HAHAHAHA
Cleo says:
OI ANDREW
CHRISTINE says:
OMG WHO SAVES THEIR CONVO ???????????????????
OMG
Alice chee says:
LOL
Cleo says:
YOU'LL LIKE IT EVEN MORE
BECAUSE
Jock says:
hyperventilating*
[b]~.Fat Pig.~[/b] says:
and the doctor said.. it would be dry
if u did
Cleo says:
IF YOU HAVE IT WITH YORU WIFE AFTER SHE STOPS HAVING PERIOD
Alice chee says:
IM TRYING TO MAKE DOCUMENT
XD
Cleo says:
YOU'RE GUARANTEED NO BABIES
[b]~.Fat Pig.~[/b] says:
when u stop ur period
ANDREW - says:
OHHHH
IT SAYS ON WIKI
Jock says:
lol sunny
Jack T says:
SUNNI JUST DONT GO FUKING AROUND
ANDREW - says:
NO MORE BABIES AFTER MENOPAUSE
Cleo says:
LOL JACK
CHRISTINE says:
LOL SUNNY
Jock says:
HAHA
ANDREW - says:
WOOO!!!!!!!
 Jock says:
sunny
[b]~.Fat Pig.~[/b] says:
WAT
Jack T says:
LOL
HAHAHA
[b]~.Fat Pig.~[/b] says:
I HERAD IT FORM THE DOCTOR
ANDREW - says:
why dont we just have sex with ppl who have had thier menopauys ethenm?
no chance of pregnanacy
CHRISTINE says:
DONT SCARE ANDREW LIKE THAT HAHAH
[b]~.Fat Pig.~[/b] says:
WHILE MY MUM WAS THERE
OIII
ANDREW - says:
OMFG I FOUND THE PERFECT CONTRACEPTION
[b]~.Fat Pig.~[/b] says:
AND SHE WAS SPEAKING CANTON
CHRISTINE says:
CAUSE THEY ARE LIKE 50+???????????
[b]~.Fat Pig.~[/b] says:
I HAV TO LISTEN
ANDREW - says:
HAVE SEX WITH 60 YEARS OLD WHO HAVE NO PERIOD
oh yeah..
thye are old ay...
Jack T says:
==
CHRISTINE says:
NO DUH
ANDREW - says:
true....
wowi learnt somethink today
Cleo says:
OMG ANDREW..
ANDREW - says:
fucking amazing
Alice chee says:
LOL
Cleo says:
THIS IS THE BEST CONVO EVER
ANDREW - says:
i wnat to ask my mum




HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.


I miss MD 2010.
We can literally talk about anything.

I can't get over this. So freaking funny.

Hope you laughed too :)

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